I don’t know what the fuck I was expecting
IM ACTUALLY SHEDDING TEARS
[x]when he hits himself and says “stop it” i just want to hug him and never let go

I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help
i’ve reblogged this like 5 times already but omfg
one day i will stop reblogging this
today is not that day
cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.
Chris Evans: Opposite Sex
It’s like he had fandom’s number right from the start.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
i’m astonished that footage such as this exists and yet i had never seen it on tumblr before.
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A WOMAN. I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A WOMAN BEFORE I SAW THE TAGS
HOLY JESUS. CAP WHAT’RE YOU DOING?
My god, even as a woman he is still the most beautiful thing to walk this earth since the unicorns died


Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.
i got to experience this for the first time last night and god damn if it isnt the most amazing feeling